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Demostracion Erronea?

Si

a = b
a² = ab
a² - b² = ab - b²
(a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
a + b = b
b + b = b
2b = b
2 = 1 !!!

¿Que paso?

Si nos fijamos en el razonamiento lógico que hemos construido, en el paso número 5 se ha dividido los dos miembros entre (a – b). Como a=b (son iguales), la resta de las dos variables resulta 0. Por lo tanto se ha cometido un error algebraico en los cálculos, pues la división por 0 es una operación no definida. Por lo tanto el razonamiento lógico que resultaba que 2=1 no es una demostración válida.

Mas informacion en http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demostraci%C3%B3n_falsa#Demostraci.C3.B3n_de_que_2_equivale_a_1

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